Wednesday, August 02, 2006 10:14 pm
Harmed
::.July 31st Post.::
Harm
This is based on a true story.
Before I begin, perhaps you might want to take a few moments to recall the times when you have been back-stabbed, betrayed so on and so forth.
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Ok? Ok.
Now I can begin.
Today my good pal marcus lost his wallet.
Surprise surprise.
I will be mean to say that he deserves this but hey. He really did.
Well if you see him, you will indefinetly agree with me that he is a "poser".
Nike bag, limited edition shoes, funky hair-do, geeky watch. The only thing missing is that pair of Emo glasses. Why? Cause he has perfect vision. Damn.
Anyway. He came back from the washroom and told me, the unlucky dude sitting next to him, that "eh..Zhi Yang..did you take my wallet??"
OK..I admit that I sometimes take his stuff in the name of fun. Yaya..But this time around, I didn't.
So he was like extremely panicky. He searched his bag, underneath his table and in his pencil-case (??). And guess what, all of this was oblivious to the HMT teacher, but that's another issue.
So he finally concluded that "Oh shit. I lost my wallet."
Well of course the next to come to mind is telling the teacher. But judging by the attitude of the replacement teacher, she was that "bo-chap" kind. He tried nonetheless. But hey, the outcome was really predictable.
So one thing led to another and another. After hall assembly we were given a little talk by Kwok and Koh( the female one).
The latter wished to know what kind of wallet he had..So happened that mine had the same design.so..
She searched my.
I was like..WTF?
Hey. Even a greedy thief won't be that dumb alright? If I really stole marcus' wallet, why in the world would I even present it to you for checking. Sheesh.
The design was a fake LV by the way. :)
So in the end, the results yielded nothing. Whoever the thief was, his execution was damn well.
So what does this lesson tell me?
1. If you want to be a poser, know your limits.
2. It is good to attract attention. But too much exposure to the limelight will make you see stars.
3.Don't be a goondu and leave your wallet on the table like what marcus did.
4.Don't bring different kinds of bag each day.
5.Try not to be a "poser".
6.If possible, lie low. Only in special conditions then show your true colors.
Before I begin, perhaps you might want to take a few moments to recall the times when you have been back-stabbed, betrayed so on and so forth.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ok? Ok.
Now I can begin.
Today my good pal marcus lost his wallet.
Surprise surprise.
I will be mean to say that he deserves this but hey. He really did.
Well if you see him, you will indefinetly agree with me that he is a "poser".
Nike bag, limited edition shoes, funky hair-do, geeky watch. The only thing missing is that pair of Emo glasses. Why? Cause he has perfect vision. Damn.
Anyway. He came back from the washroom and told me, the unlucky dude sitting next to him, that "eh..Zhi Yang..did you take my wallet??"
OK..I admit that I sometimes take his stuff in the name of fun. Yaya..But this time around, I didn't.
So he was like extremely panicky. He searched his bag, underneath his table and in his pencil-case (??). And guess what, all of this was oblivious to the HMT teacher, but that's another issue.
So he finally concluded that "Oh shit. I lost my wallet."
Well of course the next to come to mind is telling the teacher. But judging by the attitude of the replacement teacher, she was that "bo-chap" kind. He tried nonetheless. But hey, the outcome was really predictable.
So one thing led to another and another. After hall assembly we were given a little talk by Kwok and Koh( the female one).
The latter wished to know what kind of wallet he had..So happened that mine had the same design.so..
She searched my.
I was like..WTF?
Hey. Even a greedy thief won't be that dumb alright? If I really stole marcus' wallet, why in the world would I even present it to you for checking. Sheesh.
The design was a fake LV by the way. :)
So in the end, the results yielded nothing. Whoever the thief was, his execution was damn well.
So what does this lesson tell me?
1. If you want to be a poser, know your limits.
2. It is good to attract attention. But too much exposure to the limelight will make you see stars.
3.Don't be a goondu and leave your wallet on the table like what marcus did.
4.Don't bring different kinds of bag each day.
5.Try not to be a "poser".
6.If possible, lie low. Only in special conditions then show your true colors.