my luck sucks bad.

Played a couple of rounds of pool with them today; and lost all of them. How pathetic. And thus, never ever place a bet on me if I'm up against a very lousy player because I might still come out as the losing party. Yeah. Shit happens.
I stumbled upon this type of entry on another person's blog. And since I'm reasonably free today- Work hard Play hard- I suppose I could type it out.

START THINKING OF SIX PEOPLE:
1. De Wei
2. Julian
3. Wen Xiong
4. Zheng Hui
5. Jonathan
6. Glen Ang

>> why no girls? I don't suppose mummy, aunties, janice and winnie count; they are all blood relatives. Well, the first reason that there are no girls because Maris Stella has no females, much to the disappointment of the name "Stella". They should rename it to Maris Steven or something. Secondly, I doubt if any girl would read this article and want to hang out with me soon afterwards...like call me up or something. My luck is already that pathetic when it comes to pool, and I seriously doubt if it were any better, perhaps worse, in love and matters of the heart. Still, I'm hoping that that one day when she might fall for me. Ha. Now, where's that calendar for 2088....

Q1: Have you ever danced with 1? [de wei]
Er. I don't think so. The closest thing that bears to dancing would be dribbling during basketball and this guy did end up leaving the pitch with a cut on his face because I threw the ball at him too hard too quick. So even if I did somehow ended up dancing, which I'm dead sure I'm not gonna do, I think he would leave the floor with a few broken limbs.

Q2: How long have you known 2? [julian]
2 years. I met his blue dunks during PE lesson and got so engrossed with it that the UEFA ball hit me.

Q3: Have you ever got drunk with 3? [wen xiong]
Nope. This guy only drinks water and 100 plus. Alcohol never was in his diet. But I did got drunk once...the sight wasn't pretty though.

Q4: Has 4 been to your house?
Zheng Hui? Never.

Q5: Has 3 ever seen you naked? [wen xiong]
Okay, I seriously want to the replace this number 3 with my mother. The hell no. The only person who has seen me naked was Marie Curie when I was reading Chemistry in the toilet. Don't ask me why.

Q6: Have you gone shopping with 2? [julian]
I'm not sure if walking throughout Citylink, then across the streets of Orchard, and then back to Citylink counts. But he did managed to buy his shirt which was found at the first shop we patronized. =0

Q7: Have you ever seen 5 in a swimsuit? [jonathan]
I wouldn't do it even it was for free.

Q8: Have you ever met 1's family? [de wei]
I only managed to hear his mother's voice over the phone and gee, all mothers' sound the same.

Q9: Does 4 know your surname? [zheng hui]
He knows but I am dead sure he doesn't know how to spell it. Oh come on, can you spell it? It's already a mouthful to some. Don't kill yourself over it kid.

Q10: Have you ever eaten food in front of 2? [julian]
Zinger, Apple Pie, Cha Soba etc etc etc etc. Ask the aunties at Sing Post cause they are sure to remember our bad ass faces.

Q11: Do you trust 1?
Erm. Provided that he drops to 8 subjects- he's taking 9 at the current moment-. But yeah, I trust him well enough. xD

Q12: Have you fought with 5? [jonathan]
We only managed to throw paper balls at each other before he went berserk and broke the broom into two. That's the second one this year. But nah, punches were never exchanged. How could I fight a little boy?

Q13: When was the last time you spoke to 3 in person?
Today? He was sputtering like a diesel engine over a 3 mark question in E Math Paper I.

Q14: Are any of the top 6 in your family?
Excluding the 6th alien I suppose the rest are.

Q15: Have you ever done something dangerous in school with 6? [glen]
Oh come on, with this law-abiding person? I had better luck bribing that cleaner than asking this stick in the mud to do something crazy with me. But I suppose it takes courage for him to speak of it. But I guess it fell short of it being carried out.

Q16:Have you ever slept in the same bed with 3? [wen xiong]
....Like hell no? I think some other bloke bed with him during the camps. For most of the part, I was either on sick leave or watching movies in the Sec 3 classrooms to bother with nap time. Zhi Yang is nocturnal.

Q17: Would 5 and 6 make a good couple?
Sure!! I mean, they take the same cab home everyday, they look at each other with the same look everyday and best of all, both like sciences. Okay, that was random. But really, it's every child's dream to own an Elmo.

Q18: Would 3 do anything for you? [wen xiong]
Well that pretty much depends on how much I'm willing to fork out. =0

Q19: Has 2 ever helped you out? [julian]
He trained me for 2.4km as we walked through the "hip" locations of Singapore. And he made me realize how badly I needed plastic surgery. Thank you.

Q20: Have you ever slept with 1? [de wei]
No. Never. Period. But I think he sleeps with his history textbook though. xD I, on the other hand, sleep with a couple of magazines stashed under my mattress. xDD

Q21: Who have you know the longest?
Wen Xiong! We had known each other since Sec 1.

Q22: Who have you known the shortest?
Erm. Jonathan, I guess. I mean, it's hard to see where he is in class cause he's either kneeling on the floor seeking something or hiding behind his Converse.

Q23: Has anyone seen you cry?
I don't think so. It's been a long time since I've cried and even if that were to happen, I would do so in discreet.

Q24: Have you had a crush on 1-6?
I'm still straight thank you very much.

Q25: Have you done anything illegal with 2?
We did fished out a couple of answer booklets from TYS and stuffed them inside the ones that Kenneth purchased. But other than that, we are really pretty good citizens of Singapore. Oh, and I love the Merlion even though it vomits all day.

Q26: Will 1-6 repost this?
I doubt if they will be this bo-liao. Also, I think they would be studying rather than surfing the net.



I need to charm up my luck big time.