Friday, October 26, 2007 9:17 pm
wheels. many many many many many of them.
If you are a guy, you should have that gene that says "I love wheels" in you. It doesn't matter what kind. It may be that Enzo, or that Lancer or maybe Wheel of Fortune- if you are despo enough to wanna see that lady...Can't remember her name though.
But the bottom line is, if you are a guy, you should technically love wheels.
It has been confirmed. Singapore will host a F1 Race. So, instead of getting to read about Hamilton and Alonso bitch about each other, we can actually see them doing so LIVE. Oh yea, no chewing gum though.
I read this article from somewhere that this lights guru will be building the lightings for the race. I hope that they would build a fence as well because you know, F1 racing can get rather messy. And furthermore, since they are racing in the Suntec area, I don't want to see a crater the next time I go there. I wonder how high can a wrecked F1 car go anyway.
Wheels.
The next set of wheels would be the Airbus. Personally, I CANNOT see what the hell the entire hoo-hah is all about. It's just a very big plane, charging very big fees, flying very big people. Not necessarily because they are big shots but maybe because they are well, slightly over-weight. I mean, that's what Hollywood tells me anyway. And so, the Airbus has landed on Australia. Yeah!! .___.
The next thing about wheels. The KPE- Kallang Paya-Lebar Expressway. I fondly call it the Kill Peace Expressway.
I had a visit from the staff of LTA yesterday- it's not about that grape that my cousin threw downstairs. They were handing out cookies from Famous Amos. A sign of gratitude or maybe thankfulness that we, Singaporeans, are so tolerant of the noise which will finally come to a close in the coming months. ... Well, it's either we are tolerant or maybe we are plain bo chap. I on the other hand have my iPod to thank.
So, just this morning, I noticed that the third fly-over has opened. It is rather narrow as compared to the other two at its sides. All the better. But with the third fly-over, I will get a lot more than the Famous Amos...
1) Increased carbon monoxide and sulpur dioxide content in my balcony. All the better not to buy more Malboros when I can get free cigarettes. PS: I don't smoke.
2) More heavy metal music as crazy ass motorcyclists bare their Yamahas and Hondas down the road. Yeah, they can Yamaha for all they want; just don't let the durian that I will throw in a fit of anger him them. That should Yamaha them all the way to Motorcycle land.
3) More neon lights. Ok. Frankly, this I am skeptical. If you guys don't know what it's neon lighting, google it. In the NFS series, neon lighting is something like a fashion statement for your car. I usually opt for green because purple is so Indian and driving at night, you pretty much cannot see anything. But that aside. Just last night, I saw a FD-it's a car- having yellow neon lights. Now, I know that LTA bans this stuff. It was reported in the news the other time. So, I was thinking, is this guy for real? I will tell you why. In the past, in this store called Courts at Tampines, they had this long long fluorescent lights of the fanciest colours advertising for their products. So I made this linkage. Perhaps this driver might had couped the lighting from the shop and well, applied super glue to the rear bumper of his car and ta-dah! Free neon lighting. For a cheaper version, buy Christmas lighting.
4) Increased temperature due to emission of more greenhouse gases. Ah, all the better to turn on the air-con. Al Gore will be very angry to read this.
Well, my break is officially over.
I had finished the Sec4 syllabus of SS for the umpteen time already; doesn't guarantee A1 though. I finished a complete Emath paper 2002 and Paper 2 of the 2001 one; too lazy to do Paper 1. And I finally finished a Physics Paper (Applause). I will be doing the factual memorising tml.
Now, let me go finish off Physics.